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Say, you look just like me! We're very pretty.
You couldn't tell me apart from a robot?
Created on 2003-07-08 14:28:02 (#1169028), last updated 2009-11-18
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Basic Info| Name: | Straight Hedge Yardcore |
|---|---|
| Location: | Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada |
| Website: | crappy old webpage |
Contact:
marlo@livejournal.com BioHere's my partially-completed autobiography. Very long, written a couple years ago.
Short version: I work in an office, I live in East Van with my roommate and two cats, I've been a vegetarian for the last 14 years, and I'm a nerd. I'm really into bikes and books. My politics lean very far to the left.
From my one and only interview:
How do you feel about semi-colons?
"I'm definitely more passionate about punctuation than the average person. Having recently read Eats, Shoots, and Leaves by Lynne Truss, my mission has solidified. It is now my Copy Editorial duty to eliminate all unnecessary semicolons, and lecture those who use them until they become fatigued and prone to suggestion, at which time I'll reprogram them and cleanse their bodies of Bad Grammar Thetans. When everyone has been properly purged, we'll all fly on a great shining spaceship to a Linguistic Utopia and live forever and never be wrong or semantically ambiguous."
Short version: I work in an office, I live in East Van with my roommate and two cats, I've been a vegetarian for the last 14 years, and I'm a nerd. I'm really into bikes and books. My politics lean very far to the left.
From my one and only interview:
How do you feel about semi-colons?
"I'm definitely more passionate about punctuation than the average person. Having recently read Eats, Shoots, and Leaves by Lynne Truss, my mission has solidified. It is now my Copy Editorial duty to eliminate all unnecessary semicolons, and lecture those who use them until they become fatigued and prone to suggestion, at which time I'll reprogram them and cleanse their bodies of Bad Grammar Thetans. When everyone has been properly purged, we'll all fly on a great shining spaceship to a Linguistic Utopia and live forever and never be wrong or semantically ambiguous."
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absurdity, anime, anti-capitalist, anti-patriotic, atheism, awareness of internet traditions, being a pinko, being lactarded, bikes, bisexuality, black rock city, books, buffy the vampire slayer, caffeine, cartoons, cats, chocolate star wars, classless society, comics, dance parties, dancing, david lynch, dubstep, foreign languages, free abortion on demand, grammar, hating ann coulter, hating ayn rand, hip-hop, i accidentally the whole..., india, karaoke, languages, linguistics, low-glycemic-index foods, mandarin, manga, npr, paris is burning, progressive science fiction, project runway, ragga jungle, scrabble, sewing, sex, simpsons, spelling, star trek, star wars, summer, tea, the cbc, the library, travel, true blood, ursula le guin, words, wu-tang clan
External Services:
 | marlo@livejournal.com | |
 | 802156 | |
 | vulcanfuneral | |
 | mmmarlo | LJ Messenger Status: offline |
Schools:
Centennial Secondary School - Coquitlam, BC, Canada (1996 - 1998)University of British Columbia - Vancouver, BC, Canada (1998 - 2003)
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