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Say, you look just like me! We're very pretty.

You couldn't tell me apart from a robot?

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Straight Hedge Yardcore
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Here's my partially-completed autobiography. Very long, written a couple years ago.

Short version: I work in an office, I live in East Van with my boyfriend, roommates and two cats, I've been a vegetarian for the last 15 years, and I'm a nerd. I'm really into bikes and books. My politics lean very far to the left.

From my one and only interview:

How do you feel about semi-colons?

"I'm definitely more passionate about punctuation than the average person. Having recently read Eats, Shoots, and Leaves by Lynne Truss, my mission has solidified. It is now my Copy Editorial duty to eliminate all unnecessary semicolons, and lecture those who use them until they become fatigued and prone to suggestion, at which time I'll reprogram them and cleanse their bodies of Bad Grammar Thetans. When everyone has been properly purged, we'll all fly on a great shining spaceship to a Linguistic Utopia and live forever and never be wrong or semantically ambiguous."

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